How many times have I mistakenly been called a lesbian? Oh let me count the ways...
Not that I can really blame them, the stereotypical short hair-but not spikey butch looking really-it's more the early stages of a mullet,
The rainbow shoes, the rainbow being associated with lgbtq culture, that I wear quite often,
Not having had a boyfriend since age 9 (all my cute years wasted!).
Nevermind the fact that my male counterparts are doing what?
Drinking in excess,
But not all of them,
Some are married,
Working-starting a career,
So as one can see, the good ones are in the same stage as me-working hard to earn a living. I love my lgbtq friends, dearly, and want them never to change who they are , just as I love all my friends whom should never change...But if you think that I am anything other than straight, it's the simple fact that you're an ass, and it is just that I probs never liked you to begin with... ahh, unrequited longing, sad, so sad...